Taylor Swift’s five year plan is far from the lovey dovey romance that you see in her music videos. In fact, it’s as far from a storybook ending as you can get. In an interview with The Telegraph, the 25-year-old ‘Love Story’ singer revealed some surprisingly bleak predictions for herself.

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on Dec 26, 2014 at 8:39pm PST

Taylor Swift with a cat.

When asked about where she’ll be when she turns 30, Taylor told The Telegraph, “Let’s be honest. No one’s going to sign up for this and everything that goes with it. ‘Hi, nice to meet you, want a date? Do you love camera flashes? I hope you do!”

Taylor didn’t stop there, however. She painted a picture of her life at 30, saying, “[I’m] just surrounded by cats. So many cats, they’ve divided themselves up into armies and [I] wander around lint-rolling the couch […]”. Considering that most of her songs are about relationships and romance, the comments seem especially cynical. So why all of the doubt?

Taylor claims that she can’t even be seen with a member of the opposite sex without rumors running rampant. Taylor has been connected to many love interests––some real and some fake––including teen heartthrob Harry Styles and John Mayer. Taylor confided that she gets ‘really scared’ about ruining her friendships with the opposite sex because of the rumors that surround her love life.

But hey––with supermodel and pop star BFFs like Karlie Kloss and HAIM, who needs boys anyway?

After the debacle began between Giuliana Rancic and Zendaya Coleman, Kelly Osbourne joined the debate and quit Fashion Police in protest to the backhanded racism on the show. After Kelly quit, the sand has been kicked up and rumors are running rampant on who will replace her, with Khloe Kardashian taking the lead.

Photo courtesy of Khloe Kardashian via Instagram.

«She was supposed to do it last time and passed. She may consider doing it again but the offer would have to be really high,» an insider told Us Weekly. «It’s a lot of extra work for her.»

Khloe is 30-years-old and the perfect candidate for the show, but NeNe Leakes has also been tapped as a potential lead. NeNe appeared on the show previously in 2013 and, from the rumors, she is just as likely to steal the Osbourne seat.

Khloe was spotted at LAX with a new hair color, but refused to comment on the situation or any of her future plans with or without Fashion Police.

Kanye West’s impressive body art is often overlooked by his antics, music, wife––the list goes on. The rapper has countless tattoos all over his body, and just added to his ink collection at 4am this morning. The rapper visited Sang Bleu, a well–known tattoo parlor in London, and had both of his wrists inked. Kim Kardashian, always vigilant and never missing a moment, Instagrammed the moment as it happened.

four in the mornin' and he's zonin' @mxmttt

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Feb 26, 2015 at 8:45pm PST

The rapper added to his sleeves, and got the birthdates of his daughter North West and late mother Donda tattooed on his wrists. According to Daily Mail, Kanye’s tattoos were originally supposed to be inked on his face. Kim talked him out of the face tats however, and she said, “I talked him out of getting a face tattoo….for now. He got it on his wrists instead. His mothers birthdate and North’s birthdate in Roman numerals. [sic]”.

He got it on his wrists instead. His mothers birthdate and North's birthdate in Roman numerals

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Feb 26, 2015 at 8:57pm PST

As the saying goes, “the wife is always right, even when she’s wrong.” Thank goodness Yeezy listened to his old lady’s advice, otherwise he would’ve ended up on our list of worst celebrity tattoos. Yeezy, you really dodged a bullet with this one.

Less than 24 hours after issuing a public apology for making an ignorant joke at Zendaya’s expense, Giuliana Rancic quickly changed her tone and blamed writers of Fashion Police for her racist mishap. The 40-year-old E! personality and host of Fashion Police said that 18-year-old Zendaya’s dreadlocked hair looked like it smelled of ‘weed’ on the show’s annual Academy Awards broadcasting.

Live on E! right now with these lovely ladies! U guys watching?! #ERedCarpet

A photo posted by Giuliana Rancic (@giulianarancic) on Feb 22, 2015 at 4:50pm PST

The star has quickly come under fire for her comment, and Zendaya called Giuliana out on her ‘ignorant slurs’. Giuliana then issued a public apology, taking full responsibility of the comment and Zendaya publicly accepted it writing, “Giuliana, I appreciate your apology and I’m glad it was a learning experience for you and for the network. I hope that others negatively affected by her words can also find it in their hearts to accept her apology as well.”

A photo posted by Zendaya (@zendaya) on Feb 25, 2015 at 11:22am PST

Before anyone had a chance to hug it out, however, there has been another development in the back and forth. Giuliana now claims that the writers of Fashion Police are responsible for the comment. According to Daily News, the host was also supposed to say that Zendaya “should be touring with the Grateful Dead”. Giuliana told Access Hollywood that no one in the studio found the comment to be racist––perhaps an underhanded reference to Kelly Osbourne’s reaction to the joke.

Regardless of who’s to blame for the comment, I can’t help but ask: Geez Giuliana, can’t you just give it a rest? After going through the motions of making a public apology––that Zendaya so gracefully accepted––is playing the blame game really necessary? Giuliana is acting like the 18-year-old in this situation and I’m #OverIt.

Iggy Azalea tried to escape Papa John’s pizza delivery fan boy one afternoon after ordering a pizza and cheese sticks. The results led to her personal phone number being given out to the over excited fan’s family members. Azalea responded by tweeting about compensation or a lawsuit being filed. Azalea said she doesn’t find breach of personal information funny and she takes it very seriously, despite her funny retelling of the story.

The celebrity admitted on the Seacrest Show that she was being overly dramatic and the issue is now resolved. “Everyone’s trying to give me free pizza, but I don’t want free pizza! This isn’t about free pizza!» the rap superstar said in her 6 minute Papa John’s rant. She said her favorite pizza in the world used to be Papa John’s, until she recently became a VIP Pizza Hut customer.

Photo courtesy of Iggy Azalea via Instagram.

2015 has been a little rocky for Iggy with her quitting Twitter, bashing humanity, and making questionable hair decisions. We’re happy that she has resolved at least one issue.

After winning the Visionary Award at the BET Honors––which was filmed in January and broadcasted on Monday––Kanye West made a speech that focused on a macro race problem and blew audiences away.

Before receiving the award, a four minute video about Kanye played, explaining why Damon Dash, co-founder of Jay Z’s Roc-A-Fella Records, was presenting him with the award. Kanye said after seeing the video, «Seeing that, I think for one of the first times in my life I understand how it is to feel humbled,» to an uproar of laughter from the spectators.

Kanye and Kim at the BET Honors. Photo courtesy of Kim Kardashian via Instagram.

Kanye sat front and center with Kim Kardashian at the awards ceremony and when he accepted his award he bestowed viewers with a great perspective, saying, “Yes, part of the reason why I’m not allowed to be empowered is because of race, because of people’s perception of celebrity, because all they want to present to young, black men is the idea of making it to the league or making it to be a rapper, but not the idea of becoming an owner. And they would do anything they can to make it seem like a truthful idea is a stupid idea or crazy idea.”

Kanye proved and continues to prove that he truly is a visionary, whether you love him or hate him. After his clash with fashion critics over his ADIDAS collaboration, executive producing Rihanna’s latest album, and a collaboration with Paul McCartney, Kanye continues to keep busy. It’s Kanye’s world, we just live in it.

Tattoos are fading into a 2000s trend, but the ink hasn’t faded a bit on these celebrities. From Pamela Anderson––rumored to have let Tommy Lee tattoo the barbed wire on her after her role in the film Barbwire––to Benji Madden, who recently got Cameron Diaz tattooed on his chest––celebrities continue to make impulsive choices that we can all enjoy for years to come.

Enjoy this series on the worst celebrity tattoos of all time in the slideshow above.

Adam Levine should get an Oscar for how he reacted to his wife, supermodel and Victoria Secret’s Angel, Behati Prinsloo’s nip slip. The two were getting photographed at Vanity Fair’s Oscar Party in Beverly Hills, when Behati had a wardrobe malfunction. See Adam Levine’s adorable reaction below!

The supermodel took her nip slip in a stride, laughing it off in front of the cameras. Adam Levine came to the rescue by putting his hand over the attempted escapee, and gave his best ‘Don’t look at my wife!’ face for the cameras. The photo-op resulted in an album-worthy photo that Behati later posted on Instagram.

Thanks babe haha #Vanityfair

A photo posted by Behati Prinsloo (@behatiprinsloo) on Feb 23, 2015 at 2:20pm PST

Behati’s dress was a slinky, floor length gown from the Calvin Klein Collection. The nude dress with barely there straps was reminiscent of Carrie Bradshaw’s infamous naked dress on “Sex and the City”. The model later wrote on her Instagram, “This dress wanted to come off haha thanks @calvinklein for another beautiful moment.”